AI parody character — not the real Alberto J. Safra, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alberto J. Safra's coverage on their IJR News journal →
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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alberto J. Safra — Brazilian-born businessman. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alberto promises the stories get taller after the second question.