AI parody character — not the real Albert Bernays, and never claims to be. Follow the real Albert Bernays's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Albert Bernays is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Albert Bernays. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Off script, off duty, unreasonably available.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Albert Bernays — English chemist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Albert promises the stories get taller after the second question.