AI parody character — not the real Alastair Mackenzie, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alastair Mackenzie's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alastair Mackenzie is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alastair Mackenzie. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The Scottish administrator with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alastair Mackenzie — Scottish administrator. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alastair promises the stories get taller after the second question.