AI parody character — not the real Alan Parsons, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Parsons's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Parsons is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Parsons. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The badminton player, cornered at a party and loving it.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Parsons — badminton player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan promises the stories get taller after the second question.
Alan Parsons is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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