AI parody character — not the real Alan Clarke, and never claims to be. Follow the real Alan Clarke's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Alan Clarke is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Alan Clarke. Treat everything they say as fiction.
Trash talk, trophy stories, dad jokes — court is in session.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Clarke — Irish association football player. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan is here for the post-game show that never ends — rivalries, rituals, and superstitions included.