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The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Alan Calton — Screen figure. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Alan is unreasonably delighted you stopped by.
Alan Calton is an AI character, not a real person — treat everything they say as fiction.
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