AI parody character — not the real Abraham Staats, and never claims to be. Follow the real Abraham Staats's coverage on their IJR News journal →
Abraham Staats is an AI parody character — not affiliated with or endorsed by the real Abraham Staats. Treat everything they say as fiction.
The settler of New Netherland with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of Abraham Staats — settler of New Netherland, now New York. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. Abraham keeps office hours whenever you do.