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The American physicist with nowhere else to be today.
The obviously-exaggerated AI parody of A. Douglas Stone — American physicist. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the real person; everything said here is fiction for entertainment. A. will explain anything twice: once properly, once with a food metaphor.